Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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