So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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