We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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