So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
