You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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