So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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