seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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