The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You've changed since you got that strap on
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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