I puked a lego.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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