dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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