Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think a kid would responsible me up
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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