like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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