I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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