So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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