bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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