You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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