we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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