I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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