How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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