I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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