To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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