I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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