No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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