I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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