super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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