I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
