That's intense
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
