its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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