is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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