Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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