The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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