the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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