Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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