bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Boobs are out for the taking
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i think i just lost a toe
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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