Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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