can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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