if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
