i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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