I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My pussy is not your playground.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I am available for nakedness
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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