One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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