doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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