is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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