I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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