I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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