forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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