You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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