Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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