out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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