i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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