Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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