How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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