Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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