shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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