Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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