i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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