That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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